Cumless Skin

 

Some people suffer from dry skin, flaky skin, oily skin. Sheldon however suffers from cumless skin. You read that right, cumless skin. It’s a rare disorder where the skin around the face needs fresh cum smeared into it every so often or it begins to grow incredibly painful. This means that Sheldon gets a lot of facials. And it’s not just Sheldon, there are many other men in this country who suffer from this, including a famous marvel actor called Chris Evans.