Cumless Skin

 

Some people suffer from dry skin, flaky skin, oily skin. Sheldon however suffers from cumless skin. You read that right, cumless skin. It’s a rare disorder where the skin around the face needs fresh cum smeared into it every so often or it begins to grow incredibly painful. This means that Sheldon gets a lot of facials. And it’s not just Sheldon, there are many other men in this country who suffer from this, including a famous marvel actor called Chris Evans.

Jock Ass Itch

One of many athlete’s worst nightmares is catching the mysterious, dreadful disease known as Jock-Ass-Itch. Grant happened to be one of these said athlete’s, he was a big shot football player in high school who had a girlfriend and was fucking two other cheerleaders on the side. But then in his senior year Grant developed Jock-Ass-Itch, and his life was turned upside down.

Jock-Ass-Itch, for those who are unaware, is still a bit of a mystery to doctors, even though its existence has been known about for 30 years (although most of the public still is not aware of it). It can only be developed in males, and its symptoms are a homophobe’s worst nightmare. It attacks the anal glans along with certain areas of the brain and causes the jock to catch it to be struck with a debilitating itch deep inside that can only be temporarily relieved through anal sex.

When Grant first discovered his incurable Jock-Ass-Itch, he had tried to work around it by using dildos to satisfy the itch. It had worked for the first few weeks, but then his ass started needing the real thing, and soon he was taking real cocks up his ass every hour of the day it seemed. It became so bad that he had to drop out of college his freshmen year.

Grant works at the college he dropped out of. He works for the football coach, running errands for him, keeping things in the locker room in their right place, and helping motivate the team with his ass which he is always willing to have filled. It’s not the life he foresaw for himself, but it’s not that bad of a life. Maybe one day the doctors and scientist might come up with a cure, or a vaccine, or even figure out what causes it and why only jocks develop it. But until that day, Grant will try to remain as positive as he can about his cock obsessed life.

Restless Ass Syndrome

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Cum Hole

Jason needs his ass filled with cum if he's to survive. His body needs cum to get its nutrients. Its replaced Jason's need to eat. Of course, he can eat but never does because it just comes right back up later. His asshole is the gas-tank-hole and dicks are the pumps that pump the gas (cum) into him. After his body digests the cum he pisses it back out. Oh, and his asshole can taste everything, for his asswalls have tastebuds in them.

 

Animagaymindus: Monkey

 

Zed just contracted the monkey strain of the newly discovered animagaymindus. The disease has already started to warp his mind, he’s having a hard time remembering that he’s actually human and that he digs chicks. Within less than another 24 hours he will be convinced he is nothing more than a gay monkey with a love for swinging through the trees, bananas and of course dicks.