Learning to Work Together

 

The Quacks were a minor league baseball team, and one of the worst to boot. It wasn’t because the players were bad, it was because all they cared about were themselves. Teamwork was a foreign concept to them.

To fix the problem, the owner brought in a new coach, Mr. Crawley, who was non for unorthodox methods to get teams into shape. It didn’t take Mr. Crawley too long to figure out the problem and come up with a solution. He dug out his family’s ancient spell book, and found the perfect curse for the situation. That curse was the “Homosexual Orgy” curse, which he placed on the locker room. Now whenever the team is in there, they are compelled to work together to help each other reach orgasm.

Being forced to work together sexually caused them to start working together as a team both in and out of the locker room. Within a few months Mr. Crawley had completely turned the team around. Of course with magic at his disposal, Mr. Crawley could have just cast a spell to make them win over and over again, magic, but that would be cheating, and Mr. Crawley does not cheat, at least not on the field.