Tom had a way with words, always had, which was why he was
able to get out of pretty much anything. He was an asskisser, he knew how to
suck up to anyone at the right moment, but he found out too late that his ass
kissing was going to cause him a problem.
His new boss saw right through Tom’s bullshit and decided
that Tom needed to learn that sucking up isn’t always a good thing. That
evening, when Tom was out with his buddy Billy, he tried to use his ass kissing
skills on the bartender to get free drinks. Instead, he found himself outside
in the alley, kissing his buddies ass literally.
Now whenever Tom starts to do any kind of figurative ass
kissing, he’ll end up doing literal ass kissing with a nearby guy. It might
take a while, but eventually he might learn his lesson, or he might learn to
love other dude’s asses.
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