Some people suffer from dry skin, flaky skin, oily skin.
Sheldon however suffers from cumless skin. You read that right, cumless skin.
It’s a rare disorder where the skin around the face needs fresh cum smeared
into it every so often or it begins to grow incredibly painful. This means that
Sheldon gets a lot of facials. And it’s not just Sheldon, there are many other
men in this country who suffer from this, including a famous marvel actor
called Chris Evans.
