Dinner Time

Do you mind, I’m trying to eat my dinner here. Yes, I know it’s disgusting, but this is my diet thanks to your brother. What? he says I deserve the curse I got. I mean yeah, I shouldn’t have called him a fag, but don’t you think this is overkill. Not only am I stuck on a shit-only diet but I need my ass fucked at least three times a day, and I’m not even gay. I still have ten months to get through before the curse is possibly lifted.

Hey, before you go, this is so embarrassing to ask considering how long we’ve been friends, but do you think you can fuck my ass. I hate asking, but the need is so bad, and if I don’t get at least three loads up my ass a day then…well lets just say the consequences are extremely painful.

Screwed

“Hey Kevin?” John said with a guilty smile. He quickly covered his groin with his hand, hoping his best bro didn’t happen to see what was between his legs. He’d managed to keep the fact that a chick had replaced his dick with a vagina a secret this long.

“Yo, dude, did I just see what I thought I saw?” Kevin asked. He was laughing, his hands already going down to undo his belt. He had suspected that John had went and gotten himself the ‘CuNT’ curse, but now he had proof.

John’s smile quickly faded as Kevin fished his hardening dick out. John had been trying to keep his curse secret for just this reason. He didn’t want to get fucked, especially not by his best bud, but he wasn’t going to have a choice. Every man under the ‘CuNT’ curse was incapable of disobeying any desire by a man who had seen his vagina, and since Kevin had managed to get a glimpse of it, he could now order John to do whatever he wanted. And what Kevin wanted was to fuck that virgin twat, of course he was enough of a gentlemen to let John finish doing his business first.

Men's Room: Adults Only

Ted had thought it was odd that the sign on the men’s restroom door claimed it was for ‘Adult’s Only’. He’d never heard of a restroom in a theme park being for just adults. He brushed off the strange sign though and entered, he had to take a piss and bad.

When he got inside the bathroom he was flabbergasted, there was a row of at least fifty urinals on the one wall, and at least twenty-five stalls along the opposing wall. He’d never seen so many urinals in one place, it was kind of creepy in a way, but he still needed to take a piss, and he needed to hurry or his girlfriend would go on the next ride without him.

It wasn’t until after his stream of urine was emptied into the urinal that Ted realized he should have found a different bathroom. He started hearing the voices of the urinals and toilets yelling at him to leave, and he tried to, he was so freaked out by the sudden onslaught of all these male voices that he tried to run off without pulling his shorts and boxers up and ended up tripping.

The next thing Ted knew, he was on the wall, the fifty-first urinal in the line. He learned from his fellow inanimate living urinals that they were all men at one time also, most of them fathers. The urinals and toilets here were cursed, once you used one, you became one, which made Ted happy he hadn’t needed to take a shit.

Ted doesn’t know if he’ll ever get to become human again, but he knows if he does, he’ll never return to Universal Studios.

Shoplifting

Ted found out the hard way that not all stores call the cops on shoplifters. Gerald's was a local grocery chain, and they dealt with their shoplifters a little differently. Once they caught Ted, they slapped a special bracelet around his wrist. They then placed him in the men’s restroom, where he is stuck until he takes a hundred loads of cum either orally or anally. Of course, Ted isn’t gay, and has no plans on doing this, but he is somehow incapable of leaving the room, and even worse whenever a man enters he instantly finds himself begging them to fuck his ass or mouth. He’s surprised at how many men actually agree, and he’s disgusted with himself as he finds himself doing these sexual acts against his will.

Once he hits his target number, he will be able to leave, but the bracelet will remain on his wrist for the rest of his life. Not only will it serve as a reminder, but it will make it so that any public restroom he enters he will be unable to leave until servicing another dude.

The "Every-Other-Urinal" Rule

Connor and Tyler, half-brothers, were having a good time at the local bar. They had observed the Every-Other-Urinal rule but then a stranger had come in and taken the one between them. It wasn’t that they had planned on looking at the dude’s dick, sometimes it just happens, and when they saw the mammoth pants snake, they were mesmerized.

Connor was the first to break down and beg the man to let him touch it, Tyler not far beyond. The man said that they needed to follow him home first which they did enthusiastically.

Their minds would be putty for the next twelve hours, and longer as long as they kept getting a view of the man’s dick. And the man had plans for them, he would train them like he had all the previous dudes he picked up in bars and then whore them out. 

 

Wrong Urinal, Wrong Time

Unfortunately for Elijah, the one on his knees with a face stuffed full of cock, he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. He just happened to be at the urinal next to Todd, who had a very special dick. Elijah wasn’t gay, nor did he actually look over to check the other guy out. But the need to swallow the man’s dick just came on so fast and strong that he couldn’t stop himself. Todd knew what was happening, but he was too horny to care. For Todd had a special gift. Whenever he got horny, he gave off a scent that caused the nearest guy to become obsessed with helping Todd get off. And since Todd was cursed/blessed with balls the size of a horse which constantly kept churning cum, he found himself getting horny a lot, most of the time for no real reason and this was one of those times.

Once Tom has climaxed, Elijah will somewhat return to his normal self. Coming in contact with Todd’s cum will leave permanent changes though, like the need to help other guys get off. Elijah will spend the rest of his life sucking dicks to facilitate this new need, a need just as primary as food or water or breathing.

The Power of Public Urinals

Public urinals can be very powerful things. Just ask Toney, Steve and Jerry, they’ll tell you.

Toney is the one on the right in the yellow shirt. He came to Anthony’s new Bar and Grill on a double date. Jerry, the one on the far left in the long sleeved gray shirt, was Toney’s best friend. They were on a date with a set of twins, hot babe twins in their freshman year of college.

They’d needed to take a leak before the main course, and finding the bathroom, they each took a urinal, making sure to leave an empty one between them as so that it didn't seem gay. However seconds later, in came Steve, who simply took the urinal between the two friends. He’d unzipped, and then being the friendly guy he was, turned and said hi to both of them.

The urinals began to do their magic, and Toney and Jerry looked at this stranger with lustful eyes. Neither of them had ever know lust for a dude before, but the urinals were changing them, and with every drop of piss that hit their urinal they were farther gone.

Once the two buds were done pissing, they let their pants and underwear drop to their ankles. Steve just finishing up, looked over and noticed this and wondered what was going on. But the minute he saw Toneys eyes he himself was lost in lust, and he found himself letting his pants drop also.

The next thing Steve knew the two guys each had a hand on his ass and he loved it. Toney reached over and kissed Steve on the lips and asked “You're place?”

It only took a week before the three dudes were adjusted to their new lives. Toney and Jerry had moved in with Steve, and the three of them were horny lovers and would be for the rest of their lives. Two tops and a bottom, of course Steve was the bottom. Toney and Jerry never had to worry about using a urinal again, for Steve was now their human urinal. By taking that middle piss pot he’d assured himself a life of drinking his lover's piss and taking their dicks up his ass and in his mouth.