Ted had thought it was odd that the sign on the men’s restroom door claimed it was for ‘Adult’s Only’. He’d never heard of a restroom in a theme park being for just adults. He brushed off the strange sign though and entered, he had to take a piss and bad.
When he got inside the bathroom he was
flabbergasted, there was a row of at least fifty urinals on the one wall, and
at least twenty-five stalls along the opposing wall. He’d never seen so many
urinals in one place, it was kind of creepy in a way, but he still needed to
take a piss, and he needed to hurry or his girlfriend would go on the next ride
without him.
It wasn’t until after his stream of urine was
emptied into the urinal that Ted realized he should have found a different
bathroom. He started hearing the voices of the urinals and toilets yelling at
him to leave, and he tried to, he was so freaked out by the sudden onslaught of
all these male voices that he tried to run off without pulling his shorts and
boxers up and ended up tripping.
The next thing Ted knew, he was on the wall, the
fifty-first urinal in the line. He learned from his fellow inanimate living
urinals that they were all men at one time also, most of them fathers. The
urinals and toilets here were cursed, once you used one, you became one, which
made Ted happy he hadn’t needed to take a shit.
Ted doesn’t know if he’ll ever get to become
human again, but he knows if he does, he’ll never return to Universal Studios.
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