Dinner Time

Do you mind, I’m trying to eat my dinner here. Yes, I know it’s disgusting, but this is my diet thanks to your brother. What? he says I deserve the curse I got. I mean yeah, I shouldn’t have called him a fag, but don’t you think this is overkill. Not only am I stuck on a shit-only diet but I need my ass fucked at least three times a day, and I’m not even gay. I still have ten months to get through before the curse is possibly lifted.

Hey, before you go, this is so embarrassing to ask considering how long we’ve been friends, but do you think you can fuck my ass. I hate asking, but the need is so bad, and if I don’t get at least three loads up my ass a day then…well lets just say the consequences are extremely painful.

Restroom Fag

Tony had been just another lazy, do-nothing tough guy who was more interested in fucking chicks, smoking and riding motorcycles than he was in finding a job.

Then the Job Placement Act was put through and Tony found his life changed. He had a total of 30 Days to find employment or he would be enslaved to the government and placed in a job of their choosing.

He didn’t believe they would actually do anything to him, but now he knows better. They installed a Control Chip in the back of his neck and gave him the newly created job of Restroom Fag. His contract was leased by a local fetish gay bar where he now works around the clock, cleaning toilets and urinals with only his tongue and providing any sexual services to any gay man who enters and requests it. He doesn’t even get to eat food anymore, to make him more efficient at his job his digestive system was altered to only allow him to digest shit, which this restroom seems to see plenty of.

He can’t wait until he hits the new retirement age of 85, though that’s still 43 years away.

Holy Water

Tommy was tired of his pastor father Jeremy not letting him do anything fun. Tommy wasn’t religious like his dad, and when he came across a black magic spell book and the “Holy Curse” he couldn’t help but cast it on his father.

Jeremy is now pretty much nothing more than a slave. Being cursed with the “Holy Curse” mean’s he needs to worship anything that has the word ‘holy’ before it. His son being aware of this started referring to certain things in the house as holy. He added holy to a lot of perverted things; his cock was now the ‘holy cock’, his ass the ‘holy ass’, his piss the ‘holy piss’, the dildo’s he bought for this were the ‘holy toys’ and of course any shit that goes into the ‘holy toilet’ is ‘holy shit’.

Tommy can’t deny he wished he would have found this curse a few years ago. Being able to control his dad in such a perverted way was truly awesome.

 

Janitor's Revenge

Jason thought he was so much better than that faggot janitor. He didn’t mind letting the guy know either. Big mistake. Turns out the Janitor enjoys his job, takes pride in it, gets off on it. And he gets off on degrading straight guys like Jason. There’s something magical about the janitor too, because here Jason is, in the men’s room, trying to keep from shoving his face back into that dirty toilet. He can’t take anymore. The janitor says if Jason can clean all the men’s toilets in the building before 6 then he will let him go free. The catch is that he must do it all by mouth. If he fails then he will live out the rest of his days as an actual toilet. Of course, Jason didn’t believe that, until this toilet here started talking, telling him he was once a member of this law firm before the janitor got ahold of him. If Jason could go any faster right now he would.