Goodbye Beer, Goodbye Freedom

John and Alex may be smiling here, but on the inside they’re crying. They were the best of buds and had been since preschool, however their roles in life were about to change. They had gotten themselves into a jam at college, they both partied too much and ended up flunking three-fourths of their classes.

Little did they realize that this would cost them their student loans along with their freedom. The college and government gave them a choice, either pay back the money they wasted for schooling within a week or go into slavery for life.

Of course, the two friends tried to get the money, but it was just too much and found themselves being arrested and sold off to the highest bidder, the professor of English who had failed them.

He allowed them each a beer of their choice and forced them to pose as you see above for a picture which he would hang on the wall of his apartment to remind the two of what got them where they were in the first place and how far they had fallen. They found it wasn’t easy smiling when you’re about to find yourselves slaves. The beer helped though, and they wisely savored it because from now on the only way they’ll get any beer is when it’s recycled through their master’s piss.

Needless to say, they both deeply regret their careless partying and wish they would have taken school far more serious. They’ll really regret their mistakes though when they learn that their new master has invited their fathers and brothers over to help their Master break them in.