Sunday, April 20, 2025

Betting Jesus


Jesus may have been God’s precious son, but now the holier-than-thou guy was Satan’s personal play-toy. Lucifer and God always loved to play games, sometimes with stakes attached to them, and it was always Lucifer who lost. Lucifer lost on purpose though, he was waiting for God to put his guard down and offer up a prize that Satan wanted. Of course God had been sure enough of himself that he had never expected to actually be defeated, but he was, and now Jesus was Satan’s to do with as he pleased for the next two million years. Once the two million years had passed they’d play a game to see if Lucifer got to keep his arch-enemies son or if God got him back.

Since today is Easter on earth, Lucifer thought it would be fun to make Jesus be a human Easter Bunny, complete with bunny ears, and a tail. But the best part of it was having Jesus forced to lay Easter egg after Easter egg in the middle of the throne room for all the fallen angels and other demons to see. 

(I’m not sure who the artist of this picture is)

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