Batman: The Diapered Vigilante

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Heaven or Hell

Damon wasn’t sure if he was in heaven or hell. He had been the biggest cock-slut on earth and yet he had lived at a time when that was hard to do. He had been caught with a guy’s cock up his ass and had been executed for homosexuality. Then he had ended up here. With the fire and the skull and all the red guy’s it sure seemed like hell. And yet those red guys had dicks, big dicks, and his ass was always being fucked, sometimes his mouth too, and honestly Damon couldn’t think of a heaven that was more perfect than what he was in right now.

 

Betting Jesus

Jesus may have been God’s precious son, but now the holier-than-thou guy was Satan’s personal play-toy. Lucifer and God always loved to play games, sometimes with stakes attached to them, and it was always Lucifer who lost. Lucifer lost on purpose though, he was waiting for God to put his guard down and offer up a prize that Satan wanted. Of course God had been sure enough of himself that he had never expected to actually be defeated, but he was, and now Jesus was Satan’s to do with as he pleased for the next two million years. Once the two million years had passed they’d play a game to see if Lucifer got to keep his arch-enemies son or if God got him back.

Since today is Easter on earth, Lucifer thought it would be fun to make Jesus be a human Easter Bunny, complete with bunny ears, and a tail. But the best part of it was having Jesus forced to lay Easter egg after Easter egg in the middle of the throne room for all the fallen angels and other demons to see. 

(I’m not sure who the artist of this picture is)

Red Skull's Dastardly Machine

Red Skull’s plan is working flawlessly, soon Captain America will be nothing more than Captain Dick-Slut. With the aid of this new machine, a new serum is being introduced to Cap’s body, one that rewrites his value system. He will no longer fight for freedom and the American way and all that nonsense, but instead he will live just to adore all the cocks he can get in one of his holes. Of course, the captain is going to worship a certain red cock more than all the others.

Paradise

It turned out selling his soul to the devil was the best decision that Mark ever made. He had figured he was going to hell anyway for being a gay man. It turns out that Hell is just one big homosexual orgy (Mark isn’t sure if the girls go to a different hell or what happens to them, not that he really cares). There are dicks everywhere, and the best dick of all belongs to Satan himself. Yes, technically he is Satan’s slave, but Satan doesn’t treat him like one. And to be honest, Satan deserves to be worshipped for bringing him to such an amazing paradise.

Aladdin's Wish

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