Welcome to SHU

Welcome to SH University or just SHU. It’s one of the best colleges any guy could ever hope to get in. Just ask Harry here who got a full four year scholarship to attend the wonderful school and stay at its state-of-the-art dorms. He was a star player for his High School football team, the Eagles, and by his junior year he was the Team Captain of SHU’s Team, the Dastardly Donkeys, not that anyone but himself and the Dean remember that though.

Harry enjoyed his first two and a half years at SHU. They were the best years of his life. But halfway through his Junior year he got himself in some trouble and found out that his school was very different from other schools in quite a few ways.

What happened is Harry and his good bro Tyler decided to pull a prank on this annoying know it all freshmen who was in their psychology class. It was a classic prank, steal all of the kids clothes and towels while he was in the dorm showers, and then take them from his room too (which the kid never bothered to lock) and finally hang his underwear on the schools flagpole. It was an oldie but a goodie. Just to see the kid running down the hall, ass naked trying to cover himself up and get to his room as quickly as possible. It was hysterical. Unfortunately the Dean thought differently.

The next day the two Juniors found themselves waiting in the Deans office. Harry still doesn’t know who ratted them out and now days he really doesn’t care anymore. Anyway they went in their normal Jock selves and left whole new men. Harry was sent back to his dorm to start his new life while Tyler was sent elsewhere. Harry never saw Tyler again.

The next day Harry began his new life at his male only dorm as a human toilet. That’s right a human toilet. He eats any dude’s shit and has to remain naked 24/7. That’s his whole purpose in life now, and always will be, eat his dorm’s shit straight from the hole and drink their piss straight from the spout. And to top it off he has to make sure that his sign that you can see in the picture above is painted on with shit always.
It’s strange how it works. All the guys who come into the bathroom are happy to use him, most definitely the straight ones. They know he’s human but they don’t think twice about it, and once they leave they feel no differently from if they’d used a regular toilet.

Needless to say Harry had a tough time adjusting. He fought it mentally even when his body and head didn’t obey him. But finally after the second or third year he broke down. He lost count after seven years, and most of his life before is just a daze. However he now loves his role, his duty to society.