Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Condom Father

 

This condom here never leaves Alvin’s dick, it’s a permanent attachment. When Alvin’s dick softens, it shrinks and remains tight around Alvin’s dick, and when that dick hardens again the condom stretches again. The condom wasn’t always a condom, at one time it had been his hypocritical, abusive, fag-hatting father. But Alvin decided his father would be a much better use as this special condom here. 

In order to remain alive this condom needs certain fuels. Whatever comes out of Alvin’s slit, whether it be piss or cum, is automatically absorbed into latex condom fully. It makes it nice for Alvin, never needing to go to a urinal to take a piss.

Alvin feels good knowing how miserable his father must feel in his new permanent state of existence, it makes fucking other dude’s asses that much more enjoyable.

Sunday, June 29, 2025

Jock No More


He hadn’t always looked this ugly. Once he was a jock, a fit, hot jock that every girl wanted to fuck. And so sure, maybe the only two things he truly cared about back then was fucking those chicks and making sure he still looked great. Just because he was shallow and into himself didn’t give that bitch the right to do this to him. She transformed him, made him so fat it wasn’t funny. She shrunk his junk and gave him to her brother to be a fat slave. He rarely gets to use his cock to fuck anymore, its mostly his ass now doing the fucking. It’s taken 10 years but he’s finally just learned to accept it and go with the flow, since what other choice does he have.

Friday, June 27, 2025

Harold's Curse


Harold has been cursed. His curse is to be addicted to masturbation, pretty much exclusively to images of dude's asses and cocks. He has strong yearnings to fuck other guy's assholes or to be fucked up his. He desperately wants to blow a guy or do a lot of other things sexually with another dude, but the closest he'll ever be able to get is watching porn while he beats off, for the curse allows him to desire and image such things, to even cum to such things, but never to experience them. He's still a virgin and will always be, if you don't count his hand.

Thursday, June 26, 2025

Driving School


A new law has just gone into effect that will deter even more men from getting a DUI. To restore their driver’s license after getting caught drunk driving, they must attend a new, special driving school which lasts eight weeks. During this course they learn there is much worse punishments than prison time for drinking and driving. This new program has seen amazing results, although it doesn’t quite work on most homosexuals.