Does This Make Me Gay?

The doctor got the question a lot, and technically he wasn’t lying, the prostate exam doesn’t make you gay. Or at least it doesn’t always make you gay. This doctor had what was known as the magic touch, if he wanted to, all he had to do was move his finger in just the right way and he could turn any guy on his table gay. Spike here would be one of the lucky ones to have his sexuality rewritten, just because the dude was too hot to be straight and the doctor was horny right now.

Prostate Exam

 Many men like Adam here have a legitimate concern about getting a prostate exam. That’s because prostate exams, when done incorrectly, have the power to turn a man into a gay powerbottom. It’s not a superstition, it’s real, and Dr. Smith knows this. That’s why he purposely messes up on his hottest clients. He’s been sued once or twice, but all he has to do is show them his dick and they drop the suit immediately.

Oral Exam

 

When my doctor told me he needed to give me an oral exam, this wasn’t what I was expecting. I love oral exams now.