The Amazing Fag Brothers

These two are the Amazing Fag Brothers. They used to be nerds who hung around all day and collect trading cards, action figures, and most importantly of all, comic books. How they would wish they could be superheroes like those in their comic books.

As the saying goes, always be careful what you wish for, for one night they got their wish. But instead of becoming the cool heroes they grew up on, like Batman, Thor, Superman or The Incredible Hulk, they found themselves a brand-new dynamic duo.

With great power, also comes great abilities, and strange outfits (if you can call it an outfit). The first of their superhero changes came in the form of their new supposed costumes. They found themselves each wearing a cape to aid with their new flying ability. However the capes were the only clothing to the costumes, the rest of their bodies would remain naked from now on.

Due to their new nakedness, one of the special abilities they’ve inherited is called mist-bending. They don’t bend actual mist, instead a mystical, invisible haze covers their faces whenever they have their capes on, making it so that whoever looks upon their face sees a face of a non-existent male.

Whenever they happen to remove their capes, they go back to sort of normal. They quickly realized the first night that they can never wear clothing (other than capes) again, for once they get the clothing on it incinerates itself. So, they must go everywhere in the nude, even school. However, the invisible mist which protects their identities in Caped-mode also protects them in regular life. While everyone still sees these two dudes as naked teenagers, not a single person recognizes this as anything strange.

With flight, strength, invisibility and x-ray vision, the Amazing Fag Brothers use their typical superpowers to help save the day. However, they have other people who aren’t in harms way to save also. The Amazing Fag Brothers have other, more important powers to help these other people. These powers include an asshole that can stretch to accommodate any size cock no matter the length or width, the ability to forgo breathing during blow-jobs and such, a tongue that can stretch and reshape itself to any form, and a penis which can grow and shrink to any needed size. They use these abilities for their true purpose as superheroes, for more important than fighting crime is to make sure that every gay man in the city is sexually pleasured when in need. Whatever that gay dude needs, they’ll do for him, whether it be bottoming or topping, blowing or rimming, or anything else, the Amazing Fag Brothers work is never done until the gay man is satisfied.

While the original comic-book nerds would find their new lives disgusting and sick, their new selves can’t see anything wrong with their lives now.

And in another reality, comics of the Amazing Fag Brothers are being sold in Adult stores across the country, detailing the Amazing Fag Brothers sexual adventures as Slutheroes.